Ever found yourself humming along to a catchy tune while contemplating the existential dread of your day-to-day life? Welcome to my world, where the soundtrack is none other than “Les Misérables” and the mood is always a touch melodramatic. If your life were a musical, wouldn’t you want it to be a bit more… Broadway?
The Misery Begins with an Alarm Clock
The story kicks off with the most dreaded sound known to mankind — the alarm clock. There it goes, belting out its screech like an off-key soprano, dragging you from the sweet embrace of sleep into the cold, harsh reality. And what’s the first song on our misery playlist? “I Dreamed a Dream,” of course. But instead of dreaming about revolution and love, we’re fantasizing about 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and a world where coffee brews itself.
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